Quotes About Ballers

#1. Back in the NBA's pre-mask era, ballers with busted noses or orbital bones had two unappealing options: Sit out and heal, or strap on a Michael Myers-looking opaque face shield closely related to that worn by hockey goalies.

Brendan I. Koerner

#2. All of yesterday's ballers are today's road sweepers.

Habeeb Akande

#3. Well my name Nicki & it's nice to meet ya, if you really wanna know I'll give you my procedure. Got a whole bunch of pretty game in my clique, and we looking for some ballers: alopecia

Nicki Minaj

#4. I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.

Kerry Greenwood

#5. That's the weirdest thing, by the way. That every person you come across lays down in a bed, under the covers, and closes their eyes at night. Cops, teachers, parents, hot girls, pro ballers, everybody. For some reason it makes people seem so much less real when I look at them.

Matt De La Pena

#6. I will not perform in this city as long as the blatant targeting of black culture and minorities congregating is acceptable common practice,

Illmaculate

#7. Writers tend to suffer from back problems because they spend their time bent over a desk.

Eric Idle

#8. Manu Ginobili is just a baller dude.

Lisa Leslie

#9. There was a time when the only thing I liked about sex was the cigarette after. Then I grew up and gave up smoking.

Chloe Thurlow

#10. People are always making a fuss over my $15-20-million salaries. Believe me, the amount is meaningless once my wife, Maria, finds out about it. She's already spent half of my salary from Terminator 7!

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#11. One cannot walk straight when the path is crooked. A BALDONI SAYING

Joanna Bourne