Quotes About Bake Sale

#1. You should have tried the eggplant parmesan she tried to hoist on me at the church bake sale. No wonder her children turned to Satan. He probably showed up as an angel of light and promised them a decent meal.

Kathy Hepinstall

#2. I'm not the bake-sale-mom type - though once in a while, I'll make challah French toast for my sons.

Kelly Wearstler

#3. It will be a great day when taxpayers keep the money they earned and DC has to hold a bake sale to to raise the debt limit.

David Burge

#4. Luther's point was that, according to Scripture, salvation is not a bake sale:

Sarah Vowell

#5. It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

Robert Fulghum

#6. I sometimes forgot about how spiritual Henry was. I had been raised as a Methodist where the highest sacrament was the bake sale.

Craig Johnson

#7. I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."

Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse.

Brynn Kelly

#8. When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.

Norman Wisdom

#9. Time can be very good or very cruel to films.

James Gray

#10. If you know that most processing is below the level of awareness, you learn the value of sleep. You're brain is working on the problem anyway.

David Brooks

#11. Remind a man of what he remembers, and you will make him forget it.

Plautus