Quotes About Attending A Funeral

#1. I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.

John Burroughs

#2. Do not bring your dog. (advice for attending a funeral)

Mark Twain

#3. I used to routinely turn down things that might compound the impression that I was some kind of vacuous blonde. But now, when I look back, I think I should have done them because I would be very rich - being taken seriously isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Mariella Frostrup

#4. But this was never a relationship. i have no idea who you are.

Nayyirah Waheed

#5. We couldn't be friends. We couldn't be enemies.
So what were we?

Rachel E. Carter

#6. Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.

Jerry Coleman

#7. Put no inscription over the grave, except the date of my birth and my death; and, wherever I am buried, let the funeral be perfectly private, with as few persons attending, and as little show and expense as possible.

Isaac Butt

#8. A little more matriarchy is what the world needs, and I know it. Period. Paragraph.

Dorothy Thompson

#9. But even more: all at once the Jew also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of mankind.

Adolf Hitler

#10. I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I'm doing by how many people remember; it's like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up.

Lorrie Moore

#11. Time stays long enough for those who use it.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#12. Tell me you want me even if you didn't have demon blood." Because I don't have demon blood and I still want you.

Cassandra Clare

#13. I want people to know me for my singing. I've never been searching for a label of being a fashion plate or a top model. That's a thing that's very short-lived, and it's dealing with a superficial level of this which doesn't really appeal to me.

Joyce DiDonato

#14. A lot of people think I must be weird because of the films I've done. I get that.

Paul Dano

#15. Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would probably rather, in a better world, be putting that energy into copulation rather than going over there and blowing some other young man's guts out.

Alan Moore

#16. I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

Erma Bombeck