Quotes About Ascanio

#1. Where is the bane of my existence?"
"In the shower, freshening up."
Damn it all to hell. "Oh God, who did Ascanio screw now?"
"No, no, he's covered in blood."
"Oh good." Wait a minute. "The kid is covered in blood and we're relieved. There is something wrong with us.

Ilona Andrews

#2. You can't blame me," Ascanio said. "Anybody in my place would be concerned. You don't even have a proper horse. You're riding a mutant equine of unknown origin."
"Don't disrespect my donkey

Ilona Andrews

#3. Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"Desandra is a mother, Robert is married, Kate's affianced, and I'm an old soul. You're the closest thing to a virgin we've got. Get on with growing some flowing locks.

Ilona Andrews

#4. Swore. "Barabas said you might say that. I'm supposed to tell you this." Ascanio cleared his throat and produced a remarkably accurate impression of Barabas's tenor. "Courage, Your Majesty." "I will kill him." "The Beast Lord or Barabas?" "Both.

Ilona Andrews

#5. Curran got rid of Ascanio and saddled me with not one, but two bodyguards. God help anyone who dared to look at me funny. They would rip him to pieces, just to outdo each other.

Ilona Andrews

#6. Ascanio ... "
"Yes, Consort?"
"I think you misunderstand the whole nature of what it means to be an employee. We have a job to do; we are doing it. Or I'm doing it, and you're making it more difficult."
"I'm not an employee. I'm an intern."
"Try to be a silent intern.

Ilona Andrews

#7. You know, if you have certain frustrations," Ascanio said, "I would be happy to help you work them out."
Derek looked at me, pointed at Ascanio, and punched his left palm with his right fist a few times. I shook my head. No, you can't pummel him.

Ilona Andrews

#8. I pointed at Ascanio. Not another word. Latin is a dead language, but that doesn't mean you get to molest its corpse. Finish sweeping, ianitor.

Ilona Andrews

#9. And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.
He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.

Ilona Andrews

#10. I take back what I said about the donkey,' Ascanio said. 'She's awesome

Ilona Andrews

#11. Throughout our lives, we see in the mirror the same innocent trusting face we have seen there since childhood.

Mignon McLaughlin

#12. It's exactly my sense of existing - a fragment, a wisp of color.

Vladimir Nabokov

#13. Put your badass faces on and follow me.

Ilona Andrews

#14. Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.

Ilona Andrews

#15. Any real belief in death is just wishful thinking.

Chuck Palahniuk

#16. A real gold standard is thoroughly consistent with [classical] liberal principles and I, for one, am entirely in favor of measures promoting its development.

Milton Friedman

#17. In the deep night of metaphysics, all cats look black.

Terry Eagleton

#18. I will probably write an hour a day and spend eight hours a day biting my knuckle and worrying about not writing.

David Foster Wallace

#19. You spend your whole life believing that you will always be on the outside or on the borderline. You struggle and struggle, and yet it all seems to be in vain. And then, suddenly, you are allowed inside and lifted up into the light.

Peter Hoeg

#20. Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnycats take down a wild hog with those short tiny legs. Wouldn't the boar be surprised?"
Everybody was a comedian.
"May be if I oink loud enough, it'll leap across the beam and try to devour me.

Ilona Andrews

#21. Leaders in business and government, who fail to see the holistic interdependence of our planet, are destined to cause its demise.

Said Elias Dawlabani

#22. We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?

Ilona Andrews

#23. I cover media people the way they cover politicians.

Matt Drudge

#24. The United States - you know, native people are large landowners, but the military has a huge chunk of our territories. And in those, there are a number of places that are our sacred sites.

Winona LaDuke

#25. To err is nature, to rectify error is glory.

George Washington