Quotes About Acid Reflux

#1. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.

Felicia Day

#2. The thought of Sarah Palin as president gives me acid reflux.

Christopher Buckley

#3. At age thirty-six, with a bad case of acid reflux, chronic cynicism, and acute burnout, Charlie Crawford had packed up his Upper West Side apartment and headed down to the Sunshine State. He

Tom Turner

#4. Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them, in 15 years of life I've been able to experience, well, acid reflux, short-term memory loss, and erectile dysfunction. Thanks for all your work. It's great to be alive.

David Letterman

#5. It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it as acid reflux. Talk about irony
it's not covered by Obamacare.

David Letterman

#6. My anti-Americanism has become almost uncontrollable. It has possessed me, like a disease. It rises up in my throat like acid reflux, that fashionable American sickness. I now loathe the United States and what it has done to Iraq and the rest of the helpless world,

Margaret Drabble

#7. I have googled 'how long does heartbreak last?' The result more popular than that was 'how long does heartburn last?' This implies people suffer from heartburn more than they do heartbreak which is a good thing because heartbreak sucks way fucking more than acid reflux ever could.

Alexa Chung

#8. I can't eat before I go onstage because I've learnt that burping on stage isn't a good thing. It's all about acid reflux.

Jessie Ware

#9. I am fussy, about my diet and straining my voice. I know, sounds a bit over the top. But I'm not as bad as I used to be. These days I don't drink alcohol for five days before a show - very dehydrating for the vocal cords, and all that acid reflux. I used to ban it for a fortnight. Nightmare.

Katherine Jenkins

#10. The things one feels are different about oneself are the things that are rare, that give each person their value - and these are the things they try to repress. The imitate and make out they love life!

Andre Gide

#11. There's obviously more of us than there is men, so that's why its important that you feel like its someone you want to be with long term. You should make it impossible for a man/woman to want someone else providing all the things within reason.

Gabrielle Dennis

#12. I want to play for years.

Michael Jordan

#13. When I realized that my body had been damaged from adverse environmental exposures, I decided to use it for medical research and to develop the recovery techniques.

Steven Magee

#14. If you can do what you do best and be happy, you're further along in life than most people.

Leonardo DiCaprio

#15. I finished 'The Hunger Games' trilogy, and I love most anything with zombies.

Rachel Gibson

#16. How many races have been dehumanized in the name of evolution and scientific race theories? Is a bomb a religious or a scientific invention?

Matshona Dhliwayo

#17. I never belonged anywhere. I just felt like a creature from another planet.

Siobhan Fahey

#18. It is not a bad thing in a tale that you understand only half of it.

Isak Dinesen

#19. I asked her whether, like Marguerite de Navarre, she had their hearts embalmed and hung at her girdle. She told me she didn't, because none of them had had any hearts at all.

Oscar Wilde

#20. Regulators are in the best position to regulate when they are intimately knowledgeable about the activities they are regulating.

John Thain

#21. You're about to be what you were always going to be. Be you then.

E.T. McAllen

#22. Worship doesn't happen when a guy gets on a stage w/ a guitar. It happens when faith-filled eyes behold the glory of Christ.

Matt Papa