Quaffle Quotes

#1. And it's Gryffindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina! - it was a joke, Professor, it was a joke - oh no - Flint in possession, Flint flying toward the Gryffindor goal posts, come on now, Wood, save - !

J.K. Rowling

#2. And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke ...

J.K. Rowling

#3. And it's Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me - '
'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.
'Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest -

J.K. Rowling

#4. The easiest and most powerful way to increase customer loyalty is really very simple. Make your customers happy.

Kevin Stirtz

#5. Weasley is our king,
Weasley is our king,
He didn't let the quaffle in,
Weasley is our king.
Weasley can save anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why Griffindors all sing,
Weasley is our king!

J.K. Rowling

#6. The Chasers throw the Quaffle and put it through the hoops to score," Harry recited. "So - that's sort of like basketball on broomsticks with six hoops, isn't it?"
"What's basketball?" said Wood curiously.
"Never mind," said Harry quickly.

J.K. Rowling

#7. She's the kind of person who can lick everything but a stamp.

Mark Olmsted

#8. At first it was my brother's songwriting and I was just doing what everyone told me.

Gwen Stefani

#9. People like you because you've got integrity. Even when you're being an ass.

Neal Shusterman

#10. Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

Megan McCafferty

#11. Freedom of love is freedom to say yes to many lovers.

Brigitte Boisselier