Qamili Humor Quotes

#1. [There was] only one news channel, overseen by a bland and complexly multicultural board of advisors. It broadcast in fifteen languages and was, as a rule, interesting in none of them.

Robert Charles Wilson

#2. Your memories become fantasies if they are not shared,
and your life in all its triviality becomes a legend.

Aleksandar Hemon

#3. Bill Clinton was in the line of great progressive presidents who faced the realities in his own time and applied innovative solutions to problems.

Sidney Blumenthal

#4. Nothing can be done quickly and prudently at the same time.

Publilius Syrus

#5. The argument that a particular project will be "self-financing" is usually the first refuge of politicians defending the indefensible.

George F. Will

#6. I would like to assure the world that I did not plan the recent attacks, which seems to have been planned by people for personal reasons,

Osama Bin Laden

#7. I read passionately with a need to know and see the act of reading as an act of cognition and not simply a means of passing time.

Alexander Theroux

#8. Just because I tread heavily on propriety's toes doesn't mean I can't play the game when it's of use to me.

Patrick Rothfuss

#9. I'm your genetic jackhammer!

Vince McMahon

#10. Like many traditional feminists, I became one of the boys, only better. For a while it gave me a buzz to win at their game, but ultimately, that kind of power just goes nowhere. Traditional feminism excludes men and so perpetuates conflict. I am not interested in warring about power.

Scilla Elworthy

#11. An uncomfortable marriage can not bear the strain of the death of a beloved donkey.

Merrie Haskell

#12. To overcome poverty and the flaws of the economic crisis in our society, we need to envision our social life. We have to free our mind, imagine what has never happened before and write social fiction. We need to imagine things to make them happen. If you don't imagine, it will never happen.

Muhammad Yunus