Pwnage Quotes

#1. You have to be careful," Pwnage said, "with people who are puzzles and people who are traps. A puzzle can be solved but a trap cannot. Usually what happens is you think someone's a puzzle until you realize they're a trap. But by then it's too late. That's the trap.

Nathan Hill

#2. If only I could handle my problems like a video-game style battle against a boss. But there are no power-ups in real life. No FTW moment when I can declare total pwnage. I don't even know who the bad guys are.

Kat Kruger

#3. A grownup is a child with layers on.

Woody Harrelson

#4. Then the shit hit the fan.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#5. One of the best kept secrets is that everyone loves sex." Captain Hank Bracker

Hank Bracker

#6. I tried not to look as if I was hiding a handsome young lad under the mattress.

Alyxandra Harvey

#7. Everything we do is Music

John Cage

#8. The greatest million dollar insight I can give anybody is find a big problem and then solve it in a big way.

Brian Tracy

#9. Technology, including Zaadz, will allow us to evade the jerks far more than we could before. The technology-based social responsibility movement, broadly construed, will allow us to return to some extent to the moral monitoring of small villages.

Michael Strong

#10. So it was done to the general contentment; and if Gruff and Glum didn't in the course of the afternoon splice the main brace, it was not for want of the means of inflicting that outrage on the feelings of the Infant Bands of Hope.

Charles Dickens

#11. I think games are a good medium for approaching any subject, particularly difficult ones, because by their very nature, they are abstract, invite interaction and allow us to confront and question things ... particularly rules that we may blindly follow.

Brenda Brathwaite

#12. Ken steepled his fingers and gazed thoughtfully up at the ceiling. 'Dwarves have done very well for us in primetime.

Melissa Jo Peltier