Punderful Christmas Quotes

#1. Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth ... I guess.

Dov Davidoff

#2. No man has a more perfect reliance on the alwise and powerful dispensations
of the Supreme Being than I have, nor thinks His aid more necessary.

George Washington

#3. The best part of writing is not the communication of knowledge to other people, but the acquisition and synthesizing of knowledge for oneself.

Ta-Nehisi Coates

#4. By the way, movies are like sporting events in that you're as good as the movie you're in. You can sit in a room for 20 years and go do a movie and you can just kill in it and you move to the head of the line again. By the same token, you can do five movies a year and if they're dreck, it's nothing.

Albert Brooks

#5. Nard and I thought it over and came up with some answers via 'band logic,' not to be confused with actual logic.

Nile Rodgers

#6. My ears rang all the way home and I didn't want them to stop. It made me want to start something.

Rob Sheffield

#7. He's not rewarding us by talking to us. He's talking to us because He has something to say to us directly, as opposed to the things He says to all humanity.

Gene Wolfe

#8. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU,

Anonymous