Punchlines Jokes Quotes

#1. Make your last thoughts before going to sleep good thoughts.

Rhonda Byrne

#2. Even graffiti above a tunnel can begin a journey that never ends.

Gloria Steinem

#3. I have yet to see a genius or a hero who, if stuck with a burning match, would feel less pain than his undistinguished average brother.

Ayn Rand

#4. If you do something that is not gags and punchlines and is character-based, where there are no jokes as such, then it all has to come from a place of truth, and I love that - I love nothing more than getting very serious about my comedy.

Darren Boyd

#5. Man is a logical machine run by the scoundrels of emotions.

Raheel Farooq

#6. You can't just explain a joke. Either it isn't funny, or the person just totally missed the punchline.

Cass McCombs

#7. I feel, you know, empowered because I gave life. I have a son now. I feel like I'm stronger.

Tia Mowry

#8. People need to know that they have all the tools within themselves. Self-awareness, which means awareness of their body, awareness of their mental space, awareness of their relationships - not only with each other, but with life and the ecosystem.

Deepak Chopra

#9. My sister had blown out the candle in our breath.That meant our wishes were definitely going to come true

Sara Shepard

#10. Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount.

George Bernard Shaw

#11. Tell freedom I said hello.

Lauren DeStefano

#12. My music started out as a complete joke, so really all I was doing was going for witty punchlines to make all of my buddies laugh.

Mike Stud

#13. As a kid, I always looked up to supermodels, thinking about how amazing they are. I always wanted to be in photos.

Kendall Jenner