Puke Bucket Sayings

#1. I don't want to sound offensive, but shouldn't you be dead?

Angelika Rust

#2. I've always seen myself for who I am, which is a lot of things.

Viola Davis

#3. Politics, these days, is no occupation
for an educated man, a man of character.
Ignorance and total lousiness are better.

Aristophanes

#4. It is important to be diligent because riches comes only into the hands of the diligent

Sunday Adelaja

#5. Moments like this act as magical interludes, placing our hearts at the edge of our souls: fleetingly, yet intensely, a fragment of eternity has come to enrich time ... When tea becomes ritual, it takes its place at the heart of our ability to see greatness in small things.

Muriel Barbery

#6. I'm not a reluctant pop star. I'm very grateful and happy for everything that I have and for things when they go well. On the other hand, I've had enough of the other side to know that if it doesn't, I will survive that and life goes on.

Madonna Ciccone

#7. I always had the dream of flying, and the cheapest way is to become a skydiver.

Felix Baumgartner

#8. Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal
if you don't use your thumbs.

Tom Lehrer

#9. Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin ... I poked a badger with a spoon.

Eddie Izzard

#10. Many of us pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that we hurry past it.

Soren Kierkegaard

#11. You don't like this quite country life?" inquired Mrs. Condiment.
"No; no better than I do a quiet country grave-yard. I don't want to return to dust before my time, I tell you," said Cap, yawning dismally over her work.

E.D.E.N. Southworth

#12. I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

George Bernard Shaw

#13. A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

Ted Alexandro

#14. We live in an age that's repeating itself endlessly. We're getting closer again to the techno-chic world we saw in Atlantis that occurs in countless planes. It's indigenous to enlightenment.

Frederick Lenz

#15. Independent inquiry is needed in your search for truth, not dependence on anyone else's view or a mere book.

Bruce Lee