Public Urination Quotes

#1. You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.

Jerry Seinfeld

#2. It doesn't matter, anyway, why you like me. Just that you do.

Sarah Dessen

#3. My free-kick secret? I just look at the net and say take the kick, Cristiano.

Cristiano Ronaldo

#4. Wisdom = Natural intelligence + Spiritual Intelligence.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. I hate the idea that someone think the destruction of Chicago as strategic affair, the destruction of Hamburg as a tactical one.

Helmut Schmidt

#6. I am still living in those days ... where you lived me alone :-(

Himangshu Rabha

#7. The Bible will teach you, correct you, instruct you, and give you hope.

Elizabeth George

#8. I'm a writer. I'm a Christian. I like sex. But I haven't had it. I believe in waiting until marriage. But that doesn't mean I want my characters to.

Michelle N. Onuorah

#9. I wanted to show how lightness was possible in the 1960s, but how life is more difficult in the 2000s.

Christophe Honore

#10. Not everyone who attains Self-realization can make a reliable guide. I have been saying "he," but this is not a role for men alone. My own teacher is my mother's mother.

Anonymous

#11. Even fiction - perhaps especially fiction - has more truth in it than the author knows.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

#12. Folly is the only thing that keeps youth at a stay and old age afar off;" as it is verified in the Brabanders, of whom there goes this common saying, "That age, which is wont to render other men wiser, makes them the greater fools.

Erasmus

#13. Self-improvement without self-love is like building a house upon sand. You can build and build, but it will always sink.

Vironika Tugaleva

#14. I'm a goody two-shoes who's never taken anything stronger than Tylenol.

Erika Christensen

#15. When you lived in the funhouse, the laff riot just never stopped.

Stephen King