Pseudoscience Advertisements Quotes

#1. I can at once become happy anywhere, for he is happy who has found himself a happy lot. In a word, happiness lies all in the functions of reason, in warrantable desires and virtuous practice.

Marcus Aurelius

#2. Because that was the night I knew I loved you. That I'd really and truly fallen in love.

Nicholas Sparks

#3. The vanity of men, a constant insult to women, is also the ground for the implicit feminine claim of superior sensitivity and morality.

Patricia Meyer Spacks

#4. I turned towards the garden when the door had closed on her. Miss Halcombe was standing with her hat in her hand, and her shawl over her arm, by the large window that led out to the lawn, and was looking at me attentively.

Wilkie Collins

#5. When you're an artist, nobody ever tells you or hits you with the magic wand of legitimacy. You have to hit your own head with your own handmade wand. And you feel stupid doing it.

Amanda Palmer

#6. I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.

L. Frank Baum

#7. I've always looked on criticism as a sort of envious tribute.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#8. A minimalist does not charge you for what he did. He charges you for what he did not do.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#9. My old geography professor once told his class how the music, paintings, sculptures, and books of the world are mirror in which people see versions of themselves.

Simon Van Booy

#10. I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Noel Fielding

#11. I have to admit that many of the relationships I write about are destructive, but that's the yin to the yang of a good relationship. Maybe you have to experience the terrible ones to appreciate the good unions!

Caroline Leavitt

#12. The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

P. J. O'Rourke