Top 12 Property Manager Funny Quotes

#1. Mum says that, since I was a tiny baby, I've had the most strong-willed and stubborn personality known to man. Although that was a real pain for her, she admired my resolve.

Bat For Lashes

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#2. The 2nd day of drying out is easier.

Sienna McQuillen

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#3. I am well-nigh resolv'd to write no more tales but merely to dream when I have a mind to, not stopping to do anything so vulgar as to set down the dream for a boarish Publick.

H.P. Lovecraft

Property Manager Funny Quotes #731390
#4. I wouldn't call that an instrument of music," Ragnor observed sourly. "An instrument of torture, perhaps.

Cassandra Clare

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#5. Ladies: There are some men who will listen to all of your desires simply to use them to control you. #LearnToDiscern
Listen to what he does, Watch what he says and avoid the heartbreak.

A.H. Carlisle III

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#6. [...] no slaves down here, all that abstraction torn away like skin coming off a body, and these were people -- human fucking beings, each with the one life he was given, and this was the life they had.

Ben H. Winters

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#7. All religions segregate also ... every religion asserts an order of truth and every other order is regarded as a lie.

R.J. Rushdoony

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#8. When restaurants start to mature - and usually the five-year time is the time when the restaurant starts to settle in and have its own personality - your job is to grow it.

Michael Mina

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#9. You doona want to kill me, which is a good sign. Maybe this is your way of flirting? (Garreth)

Kresley Cole

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#10. chased by the shadows of clouds.

John Connolly

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#11. Where the hell has the fourth tower gone?!"
As far as heckles go, it was one of the more unusual he'd been subjected to. Lawrence had spent hours finding an alliterative rhyme for 'crumbling crenellations' - and what thanks did he get? An architecturally pedantic heckle.

Peter Knighton

Property Manager Funny Quotes #1561161
#12. Maybe that's what we look for in the people we love, the spark of unhappiness we think we know how to extinguish.

Tom Perrotta

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