Prodent Quotes

#1. Real love isn't something you plan or earn, it's something that just hits you -like a bolt of lightning- and changes you forever.

Chelsea Fine

#2. People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'

Max Schneider

#3. Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.

Alex Adams

#4. In mathematics, as in physics, so much depends on chance, on a propitious moment.

Stanislaw Ulam

#5. A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

Melvin Helitzer

#6. An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has some judgment and character flaws.

Emily Yoffe

#7. This was how we'd always played.
You were Cinderella, I was a mouse.
You were Alice, I was the Hatter.
You were the sun, and I wasn't even the moon.

David Levithan

#8. Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith

Larissa Ione

#9. I'd never read 'Lord of the Rings' until I was asked to play Gandalf, so I didn't really know it was a frightfully famous book.

Ian McKellen