Pratfall Quotes

#1. I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.

Harold Ramis

#2. Twenty candles on a cake. Twenty Camels in a pack. Twenty months in the federal pen. Twenty shots of tequila down a young girl's gullet. Twenty centuries since Our Lord's last pratfall, and after all that time we still don't know where passion goes when it goes.

Tom Robbins

#3. The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

Sandra Bullock

#4. Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Chevy Chase

#5. Most people think that a widow is inhabiting some elegiac world of - it's like Mozart's 'Requiem Mass.' You know, it's very beautiful and elevated thoughts and some measure of dignity. I didn't have that experience at all. I had one pratfall after another.

Joyce Carol Oates

#6. When you take the sires of the cage apart, you do not hurt the bird, but you help it. You let it out of its prison. How do you you know that death does not help me when it takes the wires of my cage down?-that it does not release me, and put me into some better place and better condition of life?

Randolph Sinks Foster

#7. The goal of Football Rules & Positions In A Day For Dummies is to help you understand the basics of football rules and the player positions.

Howie Long

#8. Year by year we are learning that in this restless, strenuous American life of ours vacations are essential.

Ellsworth Huntington

#9. Magic is magic except to the magician.

Don Bradley

#10. The destiny of every country is in the hands of the people who know God.

Sunday Adelaja

#11. Achieving accomplishments without first making a sacrifice to gain them does not make you accomplished. That just makes you a lucky bastard.

Adam Copeland

#12. I don't care about being on top, about being No. 1. I just make movies for a few suckers in the audience, anyway.

John Cassavetes

#13. Robbed of a rapt audience, advertisers know that influencing how you spend what to do while depends on having some control over how you spend the resources in your head.

Greg Carlson

#14. Israel is not dangerous on one hand, but on the other hand it is dangerous. Human life is just dangerous, in general.

Meital Dohan

#15. How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?

Rod Stewart

#16. But I have come to learn there is no peace while others suffer.

Lily Blake

#17. Although it's only the beginning of the championship, I am very surprised at my capability.

Jean Alesi

#18. The Bradford appetite was a disability, damn it and should be treated as such.

R.L. Mathewson

#19. Well, I hear things," she began. "And ... well, writing things down? I suppose that's a suitable job for a lady, isn't it? It's practically cultural.

Terry Pratchett