Practised Liar Quotes

#1. A practised liar gets good at noticing the failings of those with less practice.

Mark Lawrence

#2. Any sport where people earn a lot of money you are going to get groupies.

Eric Bristow

#3. Wherever the enemy goes let our troops go also.

Ulysses S. Grant

#4. The day I met you, I went home and told Jeff that I had met the girl I would marry ... not 'would' like I thought it would happen, but would, as in, if I could marry any girl in the world ... any girl ... I would choose you.

Willow Aster

#5. I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Woody Allen

#6. All of a sudden America wasn't about hamburgers and hot rods anymore. It was about the Mayflower and Plymouth Rock. It was about something that had happened for two minutes four hundred years ago, instead of everything that had happened since. Instead of everything that was happening now!

Jeffrey Eugenides

#7. Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops.

Ken Kercheval

#8. Great knowledge sees all in one. Small knowledge breaks down into the many.

Zhuangzi

#9. But what had really happened, unfortunately, as ideal as it started out to be, was not that they had succeeded in becoming one, but that they had become neither.

Ana Castillo

#10. What is the cost of not daring? What is the cost of not trying?

Jacqueline Novogratz

#11. I never wanted to be that person who leaves 'SNL' and nothing happens.

Rachel Dratch