Pot Smoker Sayings

#1. People say pot-smokers are lazy. I disagree; I'm a multitasking pot-smoker: just the other day I was walking down the street, I was putting eyedrops in my eyes, I was talking on my cell phone, and I was getting hit by a car.

Doug Benson

#2. I think it's time to stop carping on the blunders of the President and give him some credit for creativity. I mean, where do you even FIND a Jewish hard-line conservative Republican pot-smoker? Sounds like an Oprah Winfrey guest.

A. Whitney Brown

#3. I am fed up with a system which busts the pot smoker and lets the big dope racketeer go free.

George McGovern

#4. I'm a recreational pot-smoker. There has never been enough of a distinction between marijuana and other drugs. It's a human rights issue, a censorship issue, and a choice issue.

Frances McDormand

#5. The most exciting acting tends to happen in roles you never thought you could play.

John Lithgow

#6. I have no imagination; I just steal from life and change the color. Then it's a comic book.

Brian K. Vaughan

#7. I should remember more, and I have a pretty good memory.

Cesar Romero

#8. Love should be simple, but it's not. Hate should be hard, but it's easy.

Tanya Tucker

#9. I wanted to be the first to win three Oscars, but Miss Hepburn has done it. Actually it hasn't been done. Miss Hepburn only won half an Oscar. If they'd given me half an Oscar I would have thrown it back in their faces. You see, I'm an Aries. I never lose.

Bette Davis

#10. I wondered if Grover could still read my emotions, mixed up as they were.

Rick Riordan

#11. Death is very close, he thought. When you think in this manner. I can feel it, he decided. How near I am. Nothing is killing me; I have no enemy, no antagonist; I am merely expiring, like a magazine subscription: month by month.

Philip K. Dick

#12. I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.

Kevin Nealon

#13. No one said we had to spend every waking moment together," he said, "but at the end of the day"-he leaned and kissed each of her eyebrows, in turn-"an most of the time during, there is no one I would rather see, no one whose voice I would rather hear, and no one whose mind I would rather explore.

Julia Quinn

#14. into the passenger seat, unable to forget the horror on Eliza's face as we broke into the coffin. Jack Morgan's intel had to be accurate. But I'd never be able to prove it. Mark Talbot had realized this was far bigger than any of us knew. Mary dropped me outside Private's building

James Patterson

#15. In America, there's a very long tradition of a comic strip that comes in newspapers, which is not true all over the world. To sell papers, they put color comics in.

Ben Katchor

#16. Do what only a true artist can do ... pounce upon the forgotten butterfly of revelation

Vladimir Nabokov

#17. Always try to be good to people don't always put yourself first, and don't always expect things to be fair, because they won't be.

Steffan Piper

#18. I would love to get with somebody who knows the fundamentals of making the movie, then get my money up and start getting into that.

Obie Trice

#19. We may experience a realization of our true Self the first time we meditate, but most often the process of awakening is gradual.

Deepak Chopra

#20. We were born beggars, we will live like beggars and we will die like beggars.

M.F. Moonzajer