Poppadoms Quotes

#1. I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.

Dylan Moran

#2. Some bookstores want you to believe they're a community center, like they need to host a cookie-making class in order to sell you some Proust.

David Levithan

#3. In the 'Many Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics,' the trajectory of your life is no longer just one straight path to an eventuality, but is instead one path of many, on an ever-branching tree of possibilities.

Kevin Michel

#4. Let me get you all some punch," I said.
"You're leaving us?" said Isabel, sounding panicky.
"I'll be right back," I promised. "If anyone comes near you, just scream and run.

Kenneth Oppel

#5. So many nurses had turned into emotionally disturbed handmaidens of the war, in their yellow-and-crimson uniforms with bone buttons.

Michael Ondaatje

#6. Well, it was stupid ... you could have been seriously hurt, Kellan."
"Better me than you, Kiera," he whispered.

S.C. Stephens

#7. My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

Gene Hackman

#8. Trying to stop suiciders
which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion
is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow.

George W. Bush

#9. We are not, and never need be, alone.

David A. Bednar

#10. See with eyes unclouded by hate.

Hayao Miyazaki

#11. Now hang on a ding darn minute.

Kristen Ashley

#12. I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

Jack Black