Pop Tart Quotes

#1. Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie..

Geoffrey Hill

#2. It seemed amazing to me that one night could hold so much, from a merry-go-round to a Pop-Tart with frosting to the most beautiful singing I'd ever heard.

Sarah Dessen

#3. She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.
'Pop-Tart?' she offered.

Stephenie Meyer

#4. What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'

Jim Gaffigan

#5. Wow. Being responsible sure takes it out of you. This calls for a Pop-Tart.

Jenny B. Jones

#6. Grace? Are you tipsy? (Selena)
Maybe just comfortably toasty. Pop tart toasty. (Grace)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#7. A poem is not a pop-tart.

Martin Espada

#8. My mother tells me I do not chew my food enough; she says I am making it harder for my body to get the essential nutrients it needs. If she were here, I would remind her that I am eating a blueberry Pop-Tart.

Joe Dunthorne

#9. I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I am flawed. I swear, I have the occasional cocktail, I pick my nose and I fart. I'm not running for any presidential campaign at the moment. I'm a sassy girl.

Katy Perry

#10. Movies are like writing history with lightning.

Woodrow Wilson

#11. We must not only vote but fight to vote. The voting booth really is the one place on earth where the least powerful equal the powerful. p176

Gloria Steinem

#12. If you understand, things are just as they are; if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

Zen Proverb

#13. Fate is something you believe in when things are not going well. When they are, you forget it.

Aubrey Menen

#14. Somewhere high overhead on the other side of the freighter, metal ground against metal making a sound like angry mechanical whales fucking.

Damon Suede