Pootis Quotes

#1. The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown, but what I've translated contains a grat amount of the words, "pootis, derp, poop, and nnnnyyyyaaaaannnn!

John Nichol

#2. If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

Robert Smith

#3. Nobody loves a policeman until he needs one.

Will Durant

#4. In life, everything awaits in the shadows for the suitable time to come out! All wait silently in the nooks! Observe the shadows and the nooks to guess what will happen!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. Doesn't that bother you?" Kaladin asked. "That you might be a creation of human perception?" "You're a creation of your parents. Who cares how we were born? I can think. That's good enough.

Brandon Sanderson

#6. Or maybe it's life that is the infection: a feverish dream, a hallucination of feelings. Death is purification, a cleansing, a cure.

Lauren Oliver

#7. I have always tended toward a lush prose style, but I take care to modulate it from story to story and to strip it down entirely when necessary.

Jeff VanderMeer

#8. As a 13-year-old girl, it was never my intention to be the center of world news.

Laura Dekker

#9. He had read about evil in Efanor's little book, and how it permeated the doings of Men, but he had never foud such doings evil, rather good and bad ... but none without self-interest, none he could not understand even in terms of his own will to have his way.

C.J. Cherryh

#10. Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle.

Arnold Haultain

#11. Our government will soon become what it is already a long way toward becoming, an elective dictatorship.

J. William Fulbright

#12. I'm accountable - this sounds emo - to black American writing, Southern writing, Southern black American writing, American writing and my people. That's kind of what keeps me accountable.

Kiese Laymon

#13. Let's shoot the works and win! Yes win it all.

George S. Patton

#14. It was one at bat during October 1975 that defined his [Joe Morgan's] place in baseball history and secured the legacy of the Big Red Machine, all with one swing.

Tucker Elliot

#15. I don't have the luxury of doing things privately.

Chaz Bono