Ponytailed Quotes

#1. It's great that Mommy and Daddy did all that uncool work, so you could sit in your air-conditioned classroom and shit all over them, to the approving eye of your ponytailed professor.

Greg Gutfeld

#2. In 2012, the city of Austin erected an eight-foot-tall bronze statue of Willie Nelson in the heart of the business district. Schoolchildren, churchgoers, tourists, slackers, conventioneers, tech geeks - everybody, it seems - now congregate around this ponytailed shrine to outlaw country.

Douglas Brinkley

#3. If you take away all the prairie dogs, there will be no one to cry for the rain.

Terry Tempest Williams

#4. The nice thing about the zodiac as a system is it is quite comprehensive as a range of impulses and psychological states it can speak about.

Eleanor Catton

#5. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

Abraham Maslow

#6. A lot of what the Internet is showing is that talent is more disperse than gatekeepers such as myself.

Robert Mankoff

#7. Americans different in some maybe thoughts or emphasis still have the same ideas. They want a government that lets them be free, that leaves them alone, that doesn't interrupt and interfere with every aspect of their life, that lets them go to work and keep more of what they've worked hard to have.

Mike Huckabee

#8. Work for Swaraj fails to appeal to us because we have no music in us.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. Mitt Romney is saying his comments about liking to fire people were taken out of context. Yeah, what he actually said was he likes to set poor people on fire.

Conan O'Brien

#10. Catch up with your past, before it catches up with you.

Robert Palmer

#11. I believe Twitter, right now, is just finishing the venture capital phase, getting into a maturity level.

Al-Waleed Bin Talal