Pokemon N Quotes

#1. Holy moly Pikachu bolts!

Adele Rose

#2. IN THE SECOND GRADE, WHEN YOU ARE A BOY WHO LIKES A GIRL, YOU GIVE HER YOUR BEST POKEMON CARD. OR YOU PULL HER HAIR. NOT HARD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER CRY, THOUGH.
OR YOU CAN ASK TO HER ROLLERSKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, AND THEN HOLD HER HAND SO SHE DOESN'T FALL DOWN.

Meg Cabot

#3. But far within him something cried For the great tragedy to start, The pang in lingering mercy fall And sorrow break upon his heart. - EDWIN MUIR

Doris Lessing

#4. In much of society, research means to investigate something you do not know or understand.

Neil Armstrong

#5. Look, the point is, tiny fire-breathing dinosaur, stacked up against a doofus not-so-ninja turtle and an overgrown iguana with a flower on his back - practical shit aside, he's clearly the ace choice.

Daniel Younger

#6. I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.

Ian Hislop

#7. the upper reaches of the Martian atmosphere are expected to be showered by Siding Spring - perhaps briefly, perhaps more extensively. Shock waves may rock the atmosphere.

Anonymous

#8. I believe these words came from the Pokemon movie. 'Life can be a challenge. Life can seem impossible. It's never easy when there's so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference. There's a mission just for you and me.'

Herman Cain

#9. If I was a Pokemon, I'll either be a Psyduck or a Jigglypuff.

Robert Downey Jr.

#10. Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.

Auliq Ice

#11. Another British study discovered that average eight-year-olds were better able to identify characters from the Japanese card trading game Pokemon than native species in the community where they lived: Pikachu, Metapod, and Wigglytuff were names more familiar to them than otter, beetle, and oak tree.

Richard Louv

#12. 138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs

Pokemon Jokes

#13. Evolve? Like a Pokemon?' I have no idea why I say this. I think I'm kind of going into shock, and the first thing that pops into my head when he says evolve is Charmander evolving into Charizard.

Nikki Rae

#14. But i am content to live in the moment, and allow myself the daily pleasure of obsessing. nothing lasts forever, i tell myself. especially the good stuff. although typically you aren't faced with a hard deadline

Emily Giffin

#15. Change your perspective; the reality changes.

Pokemon

#16. Without music you are all dead; with music you are alive. There
is nothing music can't do.

Lee "Scratch" Perry

#17. Be awesome! With kindness, serve the suffering humanity.

Debasish Mridha

#18. In fairy tales there's always one person who is made for one other, and they find each other and live happily ever after. Cal was my person. I couldn't imagine anyone more perfect. Yet what kind of sick fairy tale would it be if he was the one made exactly right for me and I wasn't right for him?

Cate Tiernan

#19. You should study Pokemon to get stronger.

Kazushi Sakuraba

#20. I see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevent. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are

Suzanne Collins

#21. A friend of mine called and said they're interested in having you do a song for the new Pokemon. All my kids are grown up, so I'd heard of it, but I didn't really know what it was.

Donna Summer

#22. That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

Stephen Colbert

#23. May you walk on sacred-path.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#24. I tell you, the Pokemon industry has bled me dry.

Alessandro Nivola

#25. I married my wife and she brought these two amazing kids into my life, and we were realizing, God there's nothing out there in fiction about blended families.

Jeff Probst

#26. I don't celebrate because I'm only doing my job. When a postman delivers letters, does he celebrate?

Mario Balotelli

#27. I'm opposed to giving people money for doing nothing.

Newt Gingrich

#28. A feast not profuse but elegant; more of salt [refinement] than of expense.

Lord Byron

#29. Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen.

Stevie Wonder

#30. Success & failure both are temporary, utilizing your skills can take you to the wiser position.

Srinivas Shenoy

#31. Sting! I mean, come on - whoe doesn't love Sting? Even if you love Megadeath, you have respect for Sting. If you love Pokemon, you'll find out who Sting is someday.

Jenna Elfman

#32. I could deal with this [Pokemon] if I smoked a couple of grams of blacktar heroin.

Robert Downey, Sr.

#33. When I was 12 years old, I was hanging out with 23-year-olds. I was into cartoons and Pokemon, and they're all talking about girls. It was a strange way to grow up.

Shaun White

#34. I have two quizzes tomorrow. I am playing Pokemon in a bar while high on heroin.

Morbo2000