Please Stop Drinking Quotes

#1. There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.

Frank Oski

#2. Start small - if you drink soda, stop drinking soda. You don't have to make every single change at once or overnight, you can make them slowly to adjust to figure out what works for your body, there is no formula and there is also no right or wrong.

Shailene Woodley

#3. I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

Richard Pryor

#4. I used to drink a lot. I had to stop drinking because it was getting the better of me, and I replaced that with really doing shows.

Colin Hay

#5. The day I became free of alcohol was the day that I fully understood and embraced the truth that I would not be giving anything up by not drinking

Liz Hemingway

#6. Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Billy Carter

#7. Oh, wary, well, I'm wary of the water I drink, it might be poisoned," said Glinda. "That doesn't mean I stop drinking water.

Gregory Maguire

#8. The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.

Jeffrey Bernard

#9. In AA, you are brainwashed into believing that all the good stuff happens only after you stop drinking. Clearly they are lying; my life improved significantly as soon as I ordered a cocktail.

Augusten Burroughs

#10. When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

Craig Ferguson

#11. It's an extraordinary thing - every time I see you, you appear to be recovering from some debauch. Don't you ever stop drinking? How about when you are asleep?

P.G. Wodehouse

#12. If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Ed Koch

#13. Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or one or both of you just stop thinking. But it happens. And when it does, you can keep drinking it like poison, or you can put it behind you and go make the most of the rest of your life.

Claire Cook

#14. Here's an idea, how about you stop drinking? How about you go to rehab? Or you could just do us all a favor and die.

Evelyn Smith

#15. What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help and your desire to say 'no more.

Ewan McGregor

#16. To stop drinking, all you have to do is sit. In 100 percent of the documented cases of alcoholism worldwide, the people who recovered all shared one thing in common, no matter how they did it: They didn't do it.

Augusten Burroughs

#17. We do not want to believe that we cannot control alcohol and that alcohol is, in truth, controlling and dictating our lives. When you free yourself of a dictator, like alcohol, the freedom that you experience is totally amazing and so empowering. You get your life back.

Liz Hemingway

#18. I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either.

Lars Frederiksen

#19. This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

Megan Amram

#20. There is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to stop drinking.

Caitlin Thomas

#21. I think we should stop drinking bottled water. There's no need to be drinking it if you're living in western communities.

Cate Blanchett

#22. If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

E.J. Eisman

#23. A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.

Lemmy Kilmister

#24. I could never stop drugs, I could never stop drinking, until I received my spiritual awakening.

Mike Tyson

#25. It's just an inspiring journey in itself to stop drinking this late in my career after abusing alcohol and to have this kind of success so late when usually people give you like this window of success time.

Ryan Montgomery

#26. When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

Caroline Knapp

#27. Well, I stopped drinking. That was actually a big deal. I didn't go through any harrowing rock-bottom experience. I just made a decision to stop drinking.

Josh Radnor

#28. Nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.

Isabelle Holland

#29. I started turning 40 at 38. I had pains all over my body. I couldn't sleep, I had rampant anxiety, and I couldn't stop eating and drinking.

Lorraine Gary

#30. Writing stories has given me the power to change things I could not change as a child. I can make boys into doctors. I can make fathers stop drinking. I can make mothers stay.

Cynthia Rylant