Top 12 Playing Uno Quotes
#1. That 95 per cent. fail of those who start in business upon their own account seems incredible, and yet such are said to be the statistics upon the subject.
Andrew Carnegie
#2. It will be my birthday on Tuesday. Last year, I reached the painful conclusion that there wasn't enough time left to read every book ever written. This year, my gloomy realisation is even more painful - I will not be able to correct everyone's mistakes before I depart.
Daniel Finkelstein
#3. Society's rules don't always work. They're limited by human frailty.
Paul Levine
#4. It seems there are some problems even Prosecco and cake can't make better.
Lorraine Wilson
#5. People are strange, but more than that, they're good. They're good first, then strange.
Dave Eggers
#6. I would think that other people could see if you had other talents. I grew and expanded from the Elly May role. I was doing real estate and personal appearances and kept my foot in the door.
Donna Douglas
#7. The purpose of life is to live your dreams, you should never smother your wishes.
Jared Leto
#8. Dates and periods are of interest only to the student of musical history.
Peter Warlock
#9. Terror was a fire that held you trapped in the top floor of a burning building; the only way to escape it was to jump.
Joe Hill
#10. Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
Joan Rivers
#11. How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
Riley Weber
#12. That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"
Jim Gaffigan
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