Platymapus Quotes

#1. Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Jessica Simpson

#2. I hope you never understand what it is to know that all you believed is wrong
sorely wrong.

Patti Callahan Henry

#3. Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That's a red flag

Jay Leno

#4. Noodly: the act of being noodle-like, as in, Vivia drinks one Red Beach and she feels noodly.

Leah Marie Brown

#5. The quarrel of the sociologists with the historians is that the latter have learned so much about how to do it that they have forgotten what to do. They have become so skilled in finding facts that they have no use for the truths that would make the facts worth finding.

Albion W. Small

#6. There is a planet in the Solar System where the people are so stupid they didn't catch on for a million years that there was another half to their planet. - Kilgore Trout

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. I wanted to create a multibillion dollar company that lets me go out and let us go out and change the world and create a Skin Cancer Awareness Center that costs a quarter a billion dollars.

Curt Schilling