Planed Boards Quotes

#1. Smartass Disciple: Master, why should people love each other ?
Master of Stupidity: Well, orgasm is felt better than kill each other.

Toba Beta

#2. Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Oscar Wilde

#3. That's how it is with art. Mere humans who root through their refrigerators at three o'clock in the morning are incapable of such writing.

Haruki Murakami

#4. In a few years, no doubt, marriage licences will be sold like dog licences, good for a period of twelve months, with no law against changing dogs or keeping more than one animal at a time.

Aldous Huxley

#5. Acedia is not in every dictionary; just in every heart.

Mignon McLaughlin

#6. Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Jack Sparrow

#7. I'll accept that for now because there's a limit to how deeply I want to wade into your bullshit,' said Dimak.

Orson Scott Card

#8. I waited for you."
"But it's a race. Why did you wait for me?"
"I always wait for you. I'm always waiting for you.

Brodi Ashton

#9. I would love to take a cooking class from Gandhi. Maybe I could teach him how to cook, and he could teach me his message. I wouldn't mind learning how to make couscous from scratch from a North African woman, either.

Marcus Samuelsson

#10. he was too proud a man to be a vain one.

Walter Scott

#11. Or, if you are Penokio, you will feel like: I wud rather not be made of wud. I wud rather be made of skin, so my father Jipeta will stop hitting me with a hamer.

George Saunders

#12. George W. Bush is a leader, and that's what we need in the White House. George Bush is someone you can believe and trust.

Jim Edgar