Cheese Boards Quotes

#1. There is no self-portrait of me.

Gustav Klimt

#2. I prescribe a quick jerk off in the shower and a return to sanity. (Dr. Hugo Peralta)

Kate Richards

#3. It is possible to exert a power over all things, all beings. But we must begin with intent always.

Frederick Lenz

#4. Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.

Joseph Heller

#5. I don't take any responsibility for the lunatic fringes of my own religion.

J.K. Rowling

#6. It's better to please God and have a few people upset with you than to please people and have God upset with you.

Joel Osteen

#7. I thought I dreamed you." The words whisper from my parched throat.
His head tilts to one side, his mouth shifting to something less sarcastic, more amused. "That may be the most enchanting thing I've ever been told after spending the night with a girl.

Tammara Webber

#8. I've been lucky enough to be around some great coaches, all the way from Pop Warner to now.

Andrew Luck

#9. You said that you wanted to put us upon a reservation, to build us houses and make us medicine lodges. I was born where there were no enclosures and everything drew a free breath. I want to die there and not within walls.

Ten Bears

#10. For now, I must fight to live, no matter what kind of life that might be. I must always fight.

Kia Carrington-Russell

#11. How do you overcome the negative karmas and problems and misery that occur to people who abuse power? You stop abusing power.

Frederick Lenz

#12. I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

Grumpy Cat