Top 27 Piscopo Joe Quotes

#1. The nerds are running the world now.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #822021
#2. Socrates counts among those great minds who actually cultivated doubt in the name of truth.

Jennifer Michael Hecht

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1828195
#3. Do Djinn even like sex?"
"With the right person, we enjoy sex very much." "We enjoy it in a leisurely fashion, and we devote all of our attention to it. And our lovers crave it.

Thea Harrison

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1690083
#4. I stay in Jersey - it's home, man. It's home. And I think that's the foundation of the true strength of the communities where we live in America.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1595018
#5. Experience will guide us to the rules. You cannot make rules precede practical experience.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1473392
#6. I remember Steve Kaufman as the artist on Saturday Night Live doing the Pop Art portraits for the show.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1418425
#7. All I ever wanted to do was bit parts on Broadway. I have more than achieved any goal that I aspired to.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1361023
#8. They'd used sex instead of communication in the past, and it had turned out disastrously.

Miranda Liasson

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1359717
#9. A number of Guru's feel that there is something wrong or sick about being gay. I think it really doesn't matter what your sexual preference is; what matters is the quality of your love.

Frederick Lenz

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1295713
#10. If I had the gift of Jerry Seinfeld, of Bill Cosby, of Lewis Black, these instinctively brilliant comic minds, then you go that route! But you gotta know your limitations. I'm more of an actor, more of a process guy. I did Tom Snyder, just as Danny Aykroyd did on 'SNL.' I did it in the club.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1245921
#11. I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then into being a live performer - what I do now; virtually that's what I am: I'm a live entertainer.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1202808
#12. If I disagree with someone, I let them have their say and move on. I don't want to be the one to lecture.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #1178176
#13. I starred in Dr. Pepper commercials and Buick ads.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #942083
#14. I am that 'everyman' in that I have made every mistake you can make in your career and in your personal life. But I am a survivor.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #939702
#15. I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #109503
#16. It is often the case with a new idea that when it comes knocking on society's door with modesty and the best premises for its existence, there is a tremendous outcry from inside.

Isak Dinesen

Piscopo Joe Quotes #694043
#17. I'll be forever grateful to this instrument for being the surfboard that I rode the wave of life on

Nathan East

Piscopo Joe Quotes #645147
#18. To tackle climate change you don't have to reduce your quality of life, but you do have to change the way you live

Ken Livingstone

Piscopo Joe Quotes #511511
#19. I bit a pillow. Or two.

Stephenie Meyer

Piscopo Joe Quotes #496476
#20. Acquaintances come and go, friends are here to stay, but enemies accumulate.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #455505
#21. I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue collar workers, and my uncle was a chemical engineer ... on my mom's side, all my uncles were engineers - all ten of them.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #433930
#22. You are all my reasons.

Sylvia Nasar

Piscopo Joe Quotes #381256
#23. To be honest, and this is terrible to admit, I hardly read any teen mystery books at all.

John Allison

Piscopo Joe Quotes #361672
#24. History is written by those who hang heroes.

Robert The Bruce

Piscopo Joe Quotes #247490
#25. I graduated from Jones College, man, in Jacksonville, Florida, baby! I couldn't get in anywhere else, man. I was the worst student ever. I couldn't get in anywhere else. My father insisted I go to college, so I graduated, made the dean's list and everything.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #222249
#26. What's wrong with a bit of nostalgia between friends? I think nostalgia sometimes gets too much of a bad press.

Terry Eagleton

Piscopo Joe Quotes #180114
#27. Some people in Hollywood think I'm nuts with this bodybuilding stuff. They'll say, 'You're getting too big. You'll hurt your career.' But they don't understandthat high that comes from a workout, the challenge, and the personal victory.

Joe Piscopo

Piscopo Joe Quotes #172162

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