Pirate Jokes Quotes

#1. God meant for things to be much easier than we have made them

Dorothy Day

#2. That's right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.

Benjamin R. Smith

#3. Loneliness does not worry me; life is difficult enough, putting up with yourself and with your own habits.

Jorge Luis Borges

#4. Please keep off the grass.

Peter Ustinov

#5. Whoever infringes upon individual 'charity' infringes upon man's nature and scorns his personal dignity

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#6. She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

Rodney Dangerfield

#7. Life isn't a 24/7 merry go round. If it were, you wouldn't get the 7 hours of sleep necessary to keep you fit and sane.

Jacqueline Leo

#8. Help yourself warm up and prepare mentally by repeating, "I feel happy! I feel healthy! I feel terrific!" It is not possible for you to talk positively to yourself, using words like this, without immediately feeling happier and more confident.

Brian Tracy

#9. I know I'm no Whitney Houston.

Agyness Deyn

#10. Am I kin to Sorrow,
That so oft
Falls the knocker of my door -
Neither loud nor soft,
But as long accustomed -
Under Sorrow's hand?

Edna St. Vincent Millay

#11. You have to love them enough to take a small little breath.

K.K. Hendin

#12. I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Niall Horan

#13. Childhood anxieties, childhood fears, never disappear entirely. They fade, but not away.

Lauren Bacall

#14. Failures are cheap if you do them first. Failures are expensive if you do them at the end.

Astro Teller

#15. Researchers found that a dollar could buy 1,200 calories of potato chips and cookies; spent on a whole food like carrots, the same dollar buys only 250 calories. On the beverage aisle, you can buy 875 calories of soda for a dollar, or 170 calories of fruit juice from concentrate.

Michael Pollan