Pipped Up Quotes

#1. Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

Mike Birbiglia

#2. Sometimes fitness is a good thing to have, but you have to recognise that fitness takes you only so far, and skills are the most important thing. Fitness just helps you execute those cricketing skills for longer and more consistently, maybe.

Rahul Dravid

#3. When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like, comedians talk about hacks, and what a hack is, is someone who does stuff that's not original.

Artie Lange

#4. Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ... my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.

Laini Taylor

#5. How can men boast that they control their own destiny when they cannot solve the problems of war, racism, poverty, sickness, or suffering?

Billy Graham

#6. We went to watch the waves that bitter day and the wind took your red cap and mittens - blew them into the sea ...

John Geddes

#7. Morality, when formal, devours.

Albert Camus

#8. On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.

William Jennings Bryan

#9. Grace allows for questions ... and is the answer! EL

Evinda Lepins

#10. I decide my future. I decide what I want to do. Nobody else. If I decide this will be my last year, maybe it is. If I decide it will be my last contract, I decide that. Nobody else. So I will decide when the moment is there.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

#11. Winning the Ballon d'Or never bothered me. I just wanted to play for Manchester United.

Paul Scholes

#12. Before, there had been this small, shiny thing inside her that kept her immune from what was happening, and now she knew it had only been her ignorance, and she felt herself falling into a deep, dark place.

Tatjana Soli

#13. I always wanted to fire rays out of my fingertips.

Len Wein