Pineapple Lies Quotes

#1. Take the pencil and write under my name, 'I forgive her.

Charles Dickens

#2. Why are things always happy in Japanese restaurants? Just once, maybe I'd like to try the Sashimi of Discontent, or the Heartbroken Hand Roll

Amy Vansant

#3. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

George W. Bush

#4. In a romantic comedy, it's usually a good idea to have people who can't stand the fact that they are attracted to each other.

Amanda Peet

#5. The human race is divided into two sharply differentiated and mutually antagonistic classes: a smal l minority that plays with ideas and is capable of taking them in, and a vast majority that finds them painful, and is thus arrayed against them, and against all who have traffic with them.

H.L. Mencken

#6. Texas hold 'em is all about folding and waiting for that time that comes up every hour or two where you actually have an advantage and you can press it.

David Einhorn

#7. Defeats are merely repeats with better information.

Orrin Woodward

#8. Tolkien didn't just write 'The Hobbit,' he created a whole world.

Peter Hambleton

#9. I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

Anna Quindlen

#10. The tragic sense of life: our heroic acceptance of the suffering of others.

Edward Abbey

#11. So there I was, with the two hottest girls on campus, having lunch. I was "the man", the envy of every other guy in our school.
Buddy, I was miserable."
-Bryce Loski

Wendelin Van Draanen

#12. I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed
monster!

William Shakespeare

#13. At times people who are extremely sad become lighthearted for the most trivial reasons, merely to obtain the relief furnished by the exactly opposite condition.

Naguib Mahfouz