Pimping Out Quotes

#1. We say we love self
While pimping out our pussy
Yet, our wombs scream help.

Sanjo Jendayi

#2. When I was a kid I was much happier watching old movies than kids' TV, and I ended up watching all the old Ealing comedies.

Ewan McGregor

#3. Colleges [have] forfeited the responsibilities of in loco parentis and have gone into the pimping and brothel business.

Vigen Guroian

#4. I don't think I'd want Mickey Mouse pimping for me anyway.

Haruki Murakami

#5. You are the same today that you are going to be five years from now except for two things: the people with whom you associate and the books you read.

Charles Jones

#6. Pimping ain't easy

Pedro Maia

#7. With tractors, you just don't get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that's the motto of my pimp farm.

M.C. Humphreys

#8. I don't know what's meant by Know thyself, which seems to ask a window to look at a window.

James Richardson

#9. And this shall be for music when no one else is near,
The fine song for singing, the rare song to hear!
That only I remember, that only you admire,
Of the broad road that stretches and the roadside fire.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#10. If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for. That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.

Mitch Hedberg

#11. Congratulations to each and every one of you for the concert last night in New York and vice versa.

Eugene Ormandy

#12. The Disney parks are scripted, and I hate that. Hate it. I think what they are doing down there in Orlando is fun-pimping ...

Stephen King

#13. cry huge, gasping tears.

Sherman Alexie

#14. Facebook is for people, Twitter is for perspective, Google+ is for passion, LinkedIn is for pimping

Guy Kawasaki

#15. Sweet is the breath of praise when given by those whose own high merit claims the praise they give.

Hannah More

#16. He darted a guilty look toward his dad. "Will you - get me a bottle of spicy?"
My eyes jerked to his.
"Maybe some barbecue sauce?"
I closed my mouth before a bug flew into it. "Sure." I did not believe this. I was pimping ketchup to the son of the FIB's captain.

Kim Harrison

#17. Usually, they started with just two people bickering over something small. Like what to watch on TV. Then a third person would enter the room and see two people screaming over the TV and they'd decide to moderate, only they'd end up taking a side. Eventually, someone else would get sucked in.

Augusten Burroughs

#18. Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.

Guy Browning

#19. Certain black leaders would believe that you have to go through their prism: 'If I lay my hand on you, you're OK.' So many people have made a living off of the pimping of race.

Douglas Wilder

#20. Pimping was the ultimate power play. My most powerful tools of persuasion however, were charm and sex."~Jesse

Jeri Estes

#21. The self is like a pimping blackmailing chauffeur who gets you from here to there on word lines.

William S. Burroughs

#22. Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a pimp. Just because a man gets his money from a whore, that don't make him no true pimp. Real pimps are really rare.

Donald Goines

#23. I aint trippen never slicking or slacking on my pimping

Wiz Khalifa

#24. Agents are used to the parents pimping. They're not used to the kid pimping.

Shia Labeouf