Pieper Red Quotes

#1. She talks about being a Christian as if it's a gym membership you can sign up for.

Michel Faber

#2. Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

George Carlin

#3. Your trousers are on fire. I would have told you, but you so dislike advice ...

Elizabeth Peters

#4. I'm so grateful for what Disney gave me and the experiences that I got, but at the end of the day, I can do so much more than what I did on that channel and in those movies.

Ashley Tisdale

#5. She once used me with that insolence, that in revenge I took her to pieces; sifted her, and separated her failings; I studied 'em, and got 'em by rote. The catalogue was so large, that I was not without hopes, one day or other to hate her heartily.

William Congreve

#6. Apart from the fact that I can move the bike fast, I am basically Joe Average,

Jens Voigt

#7. Television is the medium of the 20th century.

Hugh Downs

#8. There is a clear matter that I am not a practicing physician; I have never been a practitioner; everybody has known for decades.

Robert Jarvik

#9. The roster of Nobel Peace Prize winners, though it has some strange people on it from time to time, tends to feature folks who fought for social justice in a nonviolent and constructive way somehow.

Guy Burgess

#10. No publisher will ever pay you enough to successfully sue them.

Dave Sim