Piddle Quotes

#1. Admittedly, they [(places in novels)] didn't all have such ridiculous names as the ones in the Piddle Valley where her father's group of parishes was centered. It would have been hard to make credible a romantic fiction set in Farleigh Piddle, Middle Piddle, Nether Piddle and Piddle Dummer.

Val McDermid

#2. Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Phyllis Diller

#3. I had to make water " I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it.
"I see " the Inspector said and left it at that.
Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser.

Alan Bradley

#4. He owned a service station, and I used to go there and piddle around - pump some gas, get in the way.

Jack Youngblood

#5. I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff.

Steve Cropper

#6. Once you decide to do something, and you're pretty sure you're right, then you gotta go ahead and do it. Because if you piddle around, somebody else will beat you to it.

Ted Turner

#7. It is a mistake to make propaganda many-sided, like scientific instruction, for instance ... As soon as you sacrifice this slogan and try to be many-sided, the effect will piddle away, for the crowd can neither digest nor retain the material offered.

Adolf Hitler

#8. Iceland, though it lies so far to the north that it is partly within the Arctic Circle, is, like Norway, Scotland, and Ireland, affected by the Gulf Stream, so that considerable portions of it are quite habitable.

Harry Johnston

#9. Verbally sparring with Jimmy was fast becoming more fun than I'd had with most other men naked. Which was sad. Real sad.

Kylie Scott

#10. The deadliest foe to virtue would be complete self-knowledge.

F.H. Bradley

#11. A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart.

Robert M. Hensel

#12. I loved you yesterday i love you still I always have i always will.

Anonymous

#13. I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres - being a first-term senator.

Hillary Clinton

#14. I've learned that I work best when I'm entirely naked. The recording process was done that way.

Emilie Autumn

#15. Stay with CBS now for more news, including: Is there a pall over the mall as holiday shoppers think small?

Dan Rather

#16. If doing what ought to be done be made the first business and success a secondary consideration
is not this the way to exalt virtue?

Confucius

#17. We have for the past year and undoubtedly will be for the next year, dealing with an electorate that is more alienated and more cynical than at any point in modern time.

Robert Teeter

#18. We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

Bobby Farrelly

#19. Travel is the best teacher. The only way to an open mind is by taking a plane out into the open world.

C. JoyBell C.

#20. Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is that? Imagine if you were turned down because you didn't meet the high standards set by Larry Flynt and Gallagher.

Jay Leno