Photocopy Quotes

#1. If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

Scott Adams

#2. Soviet authorities had long feared copiers. At its most basic, the machine helped spread information, and strict control of information was central to the Communist Party's grip on power. In most offices, photocopy machines were kept under lock and key.

David E. Hoffman

#3. I don't have bionic arms, and I have absolutely no stamina. Once I rubbed out the penciled-in marginalia of a hundred pages of a book that I wanted to photocopy (long story) and afterwards it felt like I'd been wanking off a giant for a hundred years.

Scarlett Thomas

#4. I gave him a photocopy of who I was, without telling him that I was unhappy and humiliated and often, just like him, all alone.

Gary Shteyngart

#5. People regurgitate the same old cliches and it becomes like a photocopy of a photocopy of something that's vaguely interesting.

Steve Coogan

#6. Tough is to innovate; else you are just competing with photocopy machines.

Vikrmn

#7. I made a written report which is still today in existence. I have a photocopy of it, and I am saying that in production this aircraft could perhaps substitute for three propeller- driven aircraft of the best existing type. This was my impression.

Adolf Galland

#8. I still use a lot of cut-ups, I physically cut-up pieces of paper and stick them all together on another piece of paper then I'll think, "Ah, that looks good," or shuffle them around a bit and then I'll photocopy it and then that's my lyrics.

Thighpaulsandra

#9. My once effervescent world was suddenly a blurred, gray, colorless photocopy. - Dean Holder

Colleen Hoover

#10. In reality I was a pencil drawing of a photocopy of a Polaroid of my sister- you could see the resemblance in a certain light if you were seeking it out because I told you first if you were being nice.

Nova Ren Suma

#11. I started 'American Born Chinese' as a mini-comic. I would write and draw a chapter, photocopy a hundred or so copies at the corner photocopy store, and then try to sell them on consignment through local comics shops. If I could sell maybe half a dozen, I'd be doing okay.

Gene Luen Yang

#12. Every night was a photocopy of every day that had come before it, and every day was a photocopy of every night.

Maggie Stiefvater

#13. Paparazzi will try to get the most controversial picture of you in a compromising position because that's how they're going to sell it.

Goldie Hawn

#14. I learned about the strength you can get from a close family life. I learned to keep going, even in bad times. I learned not to despair, even when my world was falling apart. I learned that there are no free lunches. And I learned the value of hard work.

Lee Iacocca

#15. In this life, as you work for the glory of Jesus and the good of others, you should do so with an eye to his return. It will lead to earnestness and create an urgency in your life to make the most of all your days.

Joe Thorn

#16. I have never seen two people so in love, and so completely untouchable.

Brenna Yovanoff

#17. There is a concept in cognitive psychology called the channel capacity, which refers to the amount of space in our brain for certain kinds of information.

Malcolm Gladwell

#18. During a war, news should be given out for instruction rather than information.

Joseph Goebbels

#19. Something will eventually replace the Internet. But it's hard to know what and when it will happen.

Reed Hastings

#20. No," Jace agreed. "We don't fly. We break and enter.

Cassandra Clare

#21. Purvis. This is my associate, Samantha Kofer. We've been hired to get our client out of jail. Snowden took a step back as Mattie pressed ahead. Samantha, treading water, wasn't sure what to do, so

John Grisham

#22. Oh fuck. I shouldn't have said that.

Sophie Kinsella

#23. My decision to leave applied mathematics for economics was in part tied to the widely-held popular belief in the 1960s that macroeconomics had made fundamental inroads into controlling business cycles and stopping dysfunctional unemployment and inflation.

Robert C. Merton

#24. The teacher, like the artist and the philosopher, can perform his work adequately only if he feels himself to be an individual directed by an inner creative impulse, not dominated and fettered by an outside authority.

Bertrand Russell