Phone Stolen Quotes

#1. Write 'judge of beautiful women' on my tombstone. I'd be quite happy.

Nigel Barker

#2. An outward observance without any real inward meaning is only a ceremony.

Alfred Edersheim

#3. When i was a child, i liked tasting any candy i happened to see, but as i grew older, i realized those are a great meal to the worms in my innards. Will you shun old habits or nay? That's the question.

Michael Bassey Johnson

#4. I'm totally normal in every respect, but I have this one quirk - I can't give out a number without laughing. It's a problem when I'm giving my credit card number over the phone because they always think: 'He must have just stolen it.'

Emo Philips

#5. I know Eric Engerbretson to be a man of integrity who is firmly committed to the artful balance of music and ministry.

Phil Keaggy

#6. In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

Alonzo Bodden

#7. Had there been no sun, life would have found some other means of illuminating the world. It is odd that we give the sun so much importance.

Anuradha Bhattacharyya

#8. We don't need more to be thankful for, we just need to be more thankful.

Carlos Castaneda

#9. In Canada, Defending Girls from Islamic Honor Killings Is 'Racist'

Pamela Geller

#10. I think that someone is watching out for me, God, my guardian angel, I'm not sure who that is, but they really work hard.

Mattie Stepanek

#11. We're not trying to take power away or rule anybody - we're just trying to get up from under the rulers.

Muhammad Ali