Top 32 Pfft Quotes

#1. Pfft," I scoffed. "Feelings. I don't have feelings." I had so many feelings. None of them were good.

T.J. Klune

Pfft Quotes #250429
#2. Pfft." Dad turned to her. "What do you know about picking
husbands? Last time you tried that, you got stuck with me."
She smiled and hit his arm.
"You two are so gross, you ruin everything." I spun and headed
toward the door.

Kiera Cass

Pfft Quotes #1840608
#3. Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?"
"Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?"
"Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.

Rick Riordan

Pfft Quotes #1630115
#4. The greatest thing my dad taught me came from when I called him from a phone booth and said, 'Hungry. No bus token. Please. Out of options.' He said, 'Pfft, get a job.

Robert Downey Jr.

Pfft Quotes #1581556
#5. At that, the initial mrowr pfft pfft I'd felt transformed into I will cut a bitch.

Kresley Cole

Pfft Quotes #1417873
#6. I remember reading 'Disturbia,' one of the first scripts I ever got, and I go 'Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?'

Alex Pettyfer

Pfft Quotes #1283491
#7. Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They're equally fabulous.

Emma Hart

Pfft Quotes #1190922
#8. I fucking exploded when you did that last night. Your body twisted into some fucked up position, your nails dug into my skin, and your entire body orgasmed. And blow jobs. Pfft, you're a dirty, bad girl, and I fucking love it." "I'm not a dirty, bad girl.

Jettie Woodruff

Pfft Quotes #1113272
#9. People want view of beauty. Pfft. I say, do not give me lies.

Carolyn Crane

Pfft Quotes #973711
#10. You're one crazy chick if you think you're gonna get off that easy." "What do you mean?" "'Make me come' - pfft. Gidget, I can make you come anytime I want. Tonight you're not gonna just come, babe. I'm gonna blow your fucking mind.

J.A. Huss

Pfft Quotes #836577
#11. Maybe we should go on lots of double dates," Cath said, "and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time."
"Pfft," Levi said, "I'm picking out my own dress.

Rainbow Rowell

Pfft Quotes #816993
#12. Hi there! You're cute. Do you have any girlfriends? 'Cause Gran says Momma needs a man in her life. Then Pops says, 'Pfft, Martine, the last thing Elise needs is a man!' But I think my Gran is right."
"Rennie, for tonight, let's play the think-about-what-we-say-before-we-say-it-game.

Lauren Dane

Pfft Quotes #752396
#13. First teach a person to develop to the point of his limitation and then-pfft!-break the limitation.

Viola Spolin

Pfft Quotes #197461
#14. Pfft, I hate Christmas Day. It's for children and families. Not for people like me.

Karl Lagerfeld

Pfft Quotes #299560
#15. She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

Rick Riordan

Pfft Quotes #303878
#16. Why are all gay men understanding and compassionate?"
"Pfft." I arced an eyebrow at her. "They're not, trust me. Its a myth."
"A straight man wouldn't understand cramps, mood swings, backaches, not to mention the price of tampons ...

Zathyn Priest

Pfft Quotes #375820
#17. There's the guy who trained me, you sexy son-of-a-bitch. I knew you could do this. I told the assistant, I said, 'Do you even know who you're dealing with here? Pfft. Pfft.'"
"You definitely didn't say that."
"Nope. I sure as hell didn't ...

Victoria Scott

Pfft Quotes #433127
#18. Why you in a dark hole, Astrid? Did you fall? (Simi) We're hiding Simi. (Astrid) Hiding? From what? (Simi) Thanatos. (Astrid) Pfft. Why you hiding from that loser? He wouldn't even make good barbecue. Barely take the edge off my peckishness. Hmmm ... How come there's no food here? (Simi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Pfft Quotes #449286
#19. Hey." Lon said to Kar Yee, towering over her. "Hanging in there?"
"This? Pfft. It's nothing." Kar Yee said with a silly grin. "How's my favorite pirate captain? Did you come to give me something nice to look at? A little pirate booty?" She snorted a laugh at her own joke.

Jenn Bennett

Pfft Quotes #625671
#20. Maybe I should know the rules," he says softly.
"Pfft. I'm not a game." I reach out to poke his shoulder, and unexpectedly he catches my finger.
"Sometimes, I'm not so sure.

Brooklyn Skye

Pfft Quotes #660075
#21. I used to be normal. Then, I met you."
"Pfft. There you go, blaming me for your mental hang-ups again," she said. "Besides, normal is boring."
"Yeah. You've shown me that, too.

Kelli Jean

Pfft Quotes #693022
#22. Aphrodite: Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart.
Percy: But ... I don't know where it's going. My heart, I mean.

Rick Riordan

Pfft Quotes #805266
#23. We take better care of the maintenance of our cars than we take care of the maintenance of our bodies.

David H. Murdock

Pfft Quotes #33374
#24. If thou art able, O stranger, to find out all these things and gather them together in your mind, giving all the relations, thou shalt depart crowned with glory and knowing that thou hast been adjudged perfect in this species of wisdom.

Ivor Bulmer-Thomas

Pfft Quotes #137453
#25. My second album was written while I was on the road promoting the first record. I tried to take my personal experiences and elevate them to universal experiences, so that I wasn't writing songs about living on a tour bus or being on a TV set for the first time.

Kate Voegele

Pfft Quotes #140588
#26. 'Downton Abbey' has become this huge thing, and I really enjoy the success of it, but I sometimes find myself on the outside looking in, which is sort of a healthy way to look at it so you don't get too caught up in it.

Michelle Dockery

Pfft Quotes #307205
#27. Remember the Bob Dylan rule: it's not just a record, it's a movement.

Seth Godin

Pfft Quotes #417322
#28. The sounding cataract Haunted me like a passion; the tall rock, The mountain, and the deep and gloomy wood, An appetite; a feeling and a love that had no need of a remoter charm by thought supplied, nor any interest Unborrowed from the eye.

William Wordsworth

Pfft Quotes #687156
#29. The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space.

Carl Sagan

Pfft Quotes #1265107
#30. I'm sorry, but I have this fear that someday you're going
to
wake up a dried-out, bitter old hag with plenty of science awards
but no personal life whatsoever. And you'll sit there at night and
sob about
how you've wasted your life.

Robin Brande

Pfft Quotes #1433657
#31. I looked up at him, and a thought passed through my brain before I could stop or analyze it. It's you - of course it is. There you are. And

Morgan Matson

Pfft Quotes #1616058
#32. It was about a girl who helps an ugly old woman who turns out to be a good fairy in disguise. Inner values versus shallow appearances.

Connie Willis

Pfft Quotes #1717145

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