Petitioned Thesaurus Quotes

#1. Before turning to those moral and mental aspects of the matter which present the greatest difficulties, let the inquirer begin by mastering more elementary problems.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#2. Thought is actually something that is dead, it is not a living thing. If 'oneself' gets engrossed in what is dead, then it will become alive.

Dada Bhagwan

#3. Never have a long conversation with anyone who says between you and I.

E.L. Konigsburg

#4. I have a lot of energy, and I move around a lot in my club act.

Michael Keaton

#5. Depression is the most extreme form of vanity.

Julie Burchill

#6. As a Chelsea fan I always want the team to be in the best possible hands, as they are right now with Roberto Di Matteo.

Gianfranco Zola

#7. Yes, the sky was now a devastating, home-cooked red. The small German town had been flung apart one more time. Snowflakes of ash fell so lovelily you were tempted to stretch out your tongue to catch them, taste them. Only, they would have scorched your lips. They would have cooked your mouth.

Markus Zusak

#8. A man with an affectionate disposition, who finds a wife to concur with his fundamental idea of life, easily comes to persuade himself that no other woman would have suited him so well, and does a little daily snapping and quarreling without any sense of alienation.

George Eliot

#9. A different word usually came to my mind when I thought of Yeva, though it did sound a lot like witch.

Richelle Mead

#10. If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem, and you're screwed.

Lyle Lovett

#11. The Marine Corps is your family too. You may not have a mother here, but you have a shit pile of fathers, uncles, and brothers.

Bud Rudesill

#12. You cannot hold God hostage (to your questions). He doesn't owe you an answer. If you want the peace that passes understanding, you're going to have to give up your right to understanding. It's called trust.

Bill Johnson

#13. The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.

Carl Van Vechten

#14. If you're right and my life sucks, I'll just have to marry an ugly, old billionaire. The first time he sees me naked, which will be on our honeymoon, he'll have a heart attack and die. I'll inherit his entire fortune. You can be my chauffeur.

Allison Burnett

#15. I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who has AIDS?". He says, "No". I say, "Cool, because you know me."

Mitch Hedberg