Pet Tinic Quotes

#1. I went to Morocco, joined a band called Pegasus, ran out of money, went to Gibraltar and worked on the docks, writing songs about the sun and the morning and the birds.

Graham Parker

#2. The army taught me to sign my name very quickly, and that's stood me in good stead the rest of my life.

Nicky Oppenheimer

#3. Dad said that the guy who can play guitar is going to be the life of the party. He's confusing life with death.

David Sedaris

#4. I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.

G.G. Silverman

#5. I think there are some good players coming up. I think we are at a point where people can swallow a guitar solo in a pop rock record again.

Gary Cherone

#6. He unfolded his arms and moved to the side. I was fine with that. Again with the glowering, though. Seen that, done it myself. So last year.

A.E. Jones

#7. While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.

David Thorne

#8. Emil Fischer represents a symbol of Germany's greatness.

Carl Dietrich Harries

#9. There have been better attempts at marching, and they have been made by penguins.

Terry Pratchett

#10. If there's anything to learn from the history of movies, it's that corruption leads to further corruption, not to innocence.

Pauline Kael

#11. You turn me on from across the room, and I'll completely melt if you come any closer.

Crystal Woods