Pet Owner Quotes

#1. It has always been my belief that a pet owner has a special responsibility to do everything that can be done to make the pet's life as fulfilling and peaceful as possible.

Larry Levin

#2. When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!

Gabrielle Union

#3. Who the hell needs this many dogs anyway?" "What's wrong with being a pet owner?" Cameron asked. "Yeah, you pronounced 'hoarder' wrong.

Abigail Roux

#4. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

#5. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

#6. You do need to get lucky, no matter how talented you are.

Viggo Mortensen

#7. In other words, what we know for sure is entirely limited, and all the rest is basically opinion.

Robert L. O'Connell

#8. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard

#9. Hmm ... now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don't pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner. How selfish of you to deprive your cat of attention.

Colleen Houck

#10. I like the Beatles, of course, but that's when I grew up.

Elizabeth Moon

#11. I had no television when I was little, just a stack of old, beat-up comics from the 1950s and 1960s.

Daniel Clowes

#12. Barley porridge, or a crust of barley bread, and water do not make a very cheerful diet, but nothing gives one keener pleasure than having the ability to derive pleasure even from that
and the feeling of having arrived at something which one cannot be deprived of by any unjust stroke of fortune.

Seneca.

#13. Publication - is the auction of the mind ...

Emily Dickinson

#14. Instead of isolating our school and our many subjects from the every day world, we intend to plant it not merely in the French capital, but in what for next summer at least will be the focal point, the capital of the entire civilized world.

Patrick Geddes

#15. He rejected traditional religious beliefs (Jewish, Christian, and Islamic) not on the basis of any reasoned argument, nor even with an expression of emotional antipathy, for he loved to use religious expressions and metaphors, but simply by saying that they are naive.

Walter J. Moore

#16. The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet) and is going through these procedures of hostelry so as not to arouse suspicion.

Paul Quarrington

#17. Maybe never again as long as I live. He turned and walked into the

Margaret Peterson Haddix

#18. Faith is underrated. Paradoxically, religion is vastly overrated.

Seth Godin

#19. Our young people - and adults - should be aware that considerable dissent exists in the scientific world regarding the validity of molecules-to-man evolution.

Ken Ham

#20. Quentin went to work on a bitter single malt Scotch that tasted like it had been decanted through the stump of an oak tree that had been killed by lightning.

Lev Grossman

#21. I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet, a pianist, a pet store owner, an astronaut, an environmental and humanitarian activist, a psychiatrist, a ballet teacher, and the first woman president.

Rachel Corrie

#22. Our interactions with one another reflect a dance between love and fear.

Ram Dass