Perineum Quotes

#1. There is something deeply surreal about standing behind a female performer in hotpink peau de soie, a woman whose clitoris and perineum you have priorly seen, and watching her try to get a microwaved egg roll onto her plate with a cocktail fork.
- David Foster Wallace, "Big Red Son" (1998)

David Foster Wallace

#2. In a branch of medicine rife with paradoxes, contradictions, inconsistencies, and illogic, episiotomy crowns them all. The major argument for episiotomy is that it protects the perineum from injury, a protection accomplished by slicing through perineal skin, connective, tissue, and muscle.

Henci Goer

#3. After you've spent four years kissing somebody's perineum, the subtext talks louder than words.

Steve Kluger

#4. Every woman is wired differently. Some women's nerves branch more in the vagina; other women's nerves branch more in the clitoris. Some branch a great deal in the perineum, or at the mouth of the cervix. That accounts for some of the differences in female sexual response.

Naomi Wolf

#5. I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's virginity is still intact. Her biological knowledge is minimal. She thinks that a perineum is to do with glacial moraine.

Joe Dunthorne

#6. If you get into danger, either you perish or you escape.

Halldor Laxness

#7. The biggest problem was the politicians knew nothing about fighting a war.

R. Lee Ermey

#8. you're so afraid of everyone pitying you that you'd rather nurture their contempt than accept their forgiveness"

- Stacey Michaels

Nicola Sinclair

#9. Fame is an illusion. Things can be given to you quite easily, but they get ripped away so quickly as well.

Ashley Olsen

#10. Take away the ability of an intelligent, principled, hard-working mind to get it wrong, and you take away the whole thing.

Kathryn Schulz

#11. You are the average of your five closest associates.

John Spence

#12. The fact that Obama is getting criticism from the left and the right might reflect his understanding of the underlying political dynamics.

Ron Fournier

#13. If you're put on a set with a lot of people, it's just nice to see everyone working together.

Tom Felton

#14. Craig Binky decided that to salvage his position he would bear any burden and pay any price, and find out exactly what was going on. He had to redeem his honor. He decided to ask a computer. He

Mark Helprin

#15. What is truth? For the multitude, that which it continually reads and hears.

Oswald Spengler

#16. Imagine what it would be like to have a bookshelf filled only with books that you really love. Isn't that image spellbinding? For someone who loves books, what greater happiness could there be?

Marie Kondo

#17. Well, Bud," he said, looking at me, "I'll be damned if you don't go to a lot of trouble to have your fun. Kidnapping, then fighting. What do you do on your holidays? Burn houses?

William Faulkner

#18. A disordered currency is one of the greatest political evils.

Daniel Webster

#19. laurig, shy of making decisions and happy to procrastinate.

Heinz Linge