Penesis Quotes

#1. Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Dave Barry

#2. My brother makes beats, and I DJ.

Slim Jimmy

#3. The possibility of interpretation lies in the identity of the observer with the observed. Each material thing has its celestial side; has its translation, through humanity, into the spiritual and necessary sphere, where it plays a part as indestructible as any other.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4. I put my arm around her and said, Jas, I have found that when you are troubled, it is often better to think of others rather than yourself. I think you would feel much better if you got me some milky coffee and jammy dodgers and I told you all about me.

Louise Rennison

#5. They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

Daniel Wallace

#6. My family actually moved a lot growing up. I really only lived in one place every five or six years, and then we'd move again. That was just for my dad's work.

David Lambert

#7. Life is never more fun than when you're the underdog competing against the giants.

Ross Perot

#8. How much blood and horror is at the bottom of all 'good things'!

Friedrich Nietzsche

#9. Science is beautiful because of its endless curiosity.

Debasish Mridha

#10. Want to sleep over?

Robin Bielman

#11. Peace has its victories but it takes brave men to win them

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#12. Nobody teaches life anything.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#13. Just organizing your environment can have a calming and stabilizing effect on your mind and reduce your anxiety levels.

Lorna Myers

#14. Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.

Robert Fulghum