Pendejo Quotes

#1. Today, I want to tell you about little Danny Pendejo.

George Carlin

#2. That's not what I meant, pendejo. And you know it.

Julie Ann Walker

#3. Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole.

Brian Katcher

#4. Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.

Cory Doctorow

#5. You called me a pendejo."
"You are a pendejo," Ty grunted.

Abigail Roux

#6. The free exercise clause of the constitution does not apply to any religion but Christianity. [because none of the other religions are legitimate religions.].

Roy Moore

#7. Everybody thinks that actors would be really good at bluffing, but I think it's a little backward.

Ron Livingston

#8. The ego searches for shortcomings and weaknesses. Love watches for any sign of strength. It sees how far each one has come and not how far he has to go.

Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

#9. [Khrushchev] should get a one-ton medal.

Mao Zedong

#10. But nor is the willing embrace of error always beyond us. In fact, this might be the most important thing illusions can teach us: that it is possible, at least some of the time, to find in being wrong a deeper satisfaction than we would have found in being right.

Kathryn Schulz

#11. I loved him for himself alone.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan