Peeing In Pool Quotes

#1. Basketball made me happy to be tall. And more secure about myself than I ever would have been without it.

Matt Emmons

#2. Love and hate, black and white,
Right or wrong, who is right?
Some smoke joints to anoint their brain
To the vanishing point ... so they won't go insane.

Pharoahe Monch

#3. There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.

Demetri Martin

#4. Be completely true to yourself and you'll be happy.

Christian Louboutin

#5. The most important thing when ill is to never lose heart.

Vladimir Lenin

#6. I don't look back. I look forward.

Mitt Romney

#7. Money should not be spent according to what the West considers the most dramatic kind of suffering.

William Easterly

#8. One of the strengths of the belief in Antinous was its appeal to the most sensitive and inward of mystical natures as well as to the exuberant, joyous and ecstatic sides of human experience.

Royston Lambert

#9. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

George Carlin

#10. Chapter 8: Alteration Speed. You will be introduced to the "safeguard," known as alteration speed. Through mastery of body mechanics, you will develop the ability to stop and adjust instantly in the midst of movement - just in case you initiate a wrong move!

J. Barnes

#11. 2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!)

Olav Laudy

#12. You're either reading a book or you're not.

Jonathan Franzen

#13. True friendship is rare. Don't let a little dispute ruin a friendship.

Steve Maraboli

#14. 'bye. Great knowing you. Fun peeing next to you in the wave pool that one time...?

Lauren Strasnick

#15. I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

Demetri Martin