Top 100 Pauly Quotes
#1. What's interesting about Stephen Baldwin is that me and Dana Gould were originally cast for 'Bio-Dome' - but Pauly Shore and Baldwin ended up doing it. So there's a little movie trivia for ya.
Harland Williams
#2. I haven't been one since I did a film called (coughs) Encino Man (laughing). After two or three runs with Pauly Shore, I had enough. Watching this film in 3D as far as rollercoasters go really fills it for me.
Brendan Fraser
#3. and then woe is you, Pauly. Woe to the max.
Stephen King
#4. In my 30s, it wasn't cool to like Pauly Shore movies. It was cool to like them when they came out, then it wasn't cool.
Pauly Shore
#5. Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Cher
#6. The public was used to a Pauly Shore film coming out every year or two, you understand? So when that went away, the public lost familiarity with me.
Pauly Shore
#7. The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.
Pauly D
#8. My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Pauly Shore
#9. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
Pauly Shore
#10. I basically taught myself how to DJ, but I've been inspired by DJs throughout my whole career. I have some good friends that would hook us up with music. You learn some little things here and there from each DJ and you just take it and put your own style into to it.
Pauly D
#11. Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.
Pauly D
#12. Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
Pauly Shore
#13. My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.
Pauly Shore
#14. I want to show all sides of myself. I mean, I don't want to howl at the moon my whole life, you know?
Pauly Shore
#15. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.
Pauly Shore
#16. I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.
Pauly Shore
#17. Sesame Street ... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.
Pauly Shore
#18. Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.
Pauly Shore
#19. Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
Pauly Shore
#20. We transform the world, but we don't remember it. We adjust our baseline to the new level, and we don't recall what was there.
Daniel Pauly
#21. When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.
Pauly Shore
#22. I don't think any of us would be who we are if our parents weren't who they were. People that are in show business, and their parents are not in show business, their parents probably motivated them to get in show business.
Pauly Shore
#23. All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's why we're on top of the game now because we were born in it.
Pauly Shore
#24. There's nothing wrong with being a pretty girl, because you want to be, desirable. There's nothing wrong with that, but you should have a plan B even if that is getting pregnant by a rich dude.
Pauly Shore
#25. That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
Pauly Shore
#26. I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality.
Pauly Shore
#27. Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid.
Pauly Shore
#28. I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
Pauly D
#29. The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and how I kind of created my own thing.
Pauly Shore
#30. Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
Pauly Shore
#31. The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period.
Pauly Shore
#32. The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.
Pauly Shore
#33. I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.
Pauly Shore
#34. You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.
Pauly Shore
#35. I've always been loud.
Pauly D
#36. You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy ... a movie - that should inspire you.
Pauly Shore
#37. I have family in Italy that my mother keeps in contact with, but I don't because I don't speak Italian.
Pauly D
#38. I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
Pauly D
#39. I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'd have to call me up and then I'd show them around.
Pauly Shore
#40. We suggest that in the next decades fisheries management will have to emphasize the rebuilding of fish populations embedded within functional food webs, within large 'no-take' marine protected areas.
Daniel Pauly
#41. I miss working with great actors, working with great directors.
Pauly Shore
#42. I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.
Pauly Shore
#43. As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music ... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.
Pauly Shore
#44. I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.
Pauly Shore
#45. Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.
Pauly D
#46. I really love Las Vegas. It's, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.
Pauly D
#47. I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.
Pauly Shore
#48. Tilapia have often been represented as the aquatic chicken, and it's perfectly justified.
Daniel Pauly
#49. I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe.
Pauly Shore
#50. When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
Pauly Shore
#51. I heart Jewish girls ... oh my God.
Pauly D
#52. I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.
Pauly Shore
#53. The best comedy to me - and again, I grew up with comedy since I was a baby, so I've seen it all - is when you exaggerate the truth, like Richard Pryor did, you understand?
Pauly Shore
#54. You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
Pauly D
#55. I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
Pauly Shore
#56. My mother got me into music when I was a little kid. She used to play music, blast it, when she was cleaning the house, while I was crawling around. I just love loud music.
Pauly D
#57. I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?
Pauly Shore
#58. I personally like the idea of shellfish aquaculture. These are animals that stay quiet, they stay where you put them, and they clean up the water.
Daniel Pauly
#59. Our oceans have been the victims of a giant Ponzi scheme, waged with Bernie Madoff-like callousness by the world's fisheries.
Daniel Pauly
#60. Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee.
Daniel Pauly
#61. I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun.
Pauly Shore
#62. My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.
Pauly D
#63. America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.
Pauly Shore
#64. I look back at my elementary or high school pictures and I always had gel in my hair and a gold chain that I would wear outside my shirt. That's how I was born and raised as an Italian male, and I always considered myself a Guido, anyway.
Pauly D
#65. If we don't manage this resource, we will be left with a diet of jellyfish and plankton stew.
Daniel Pauly
#66. I'm developing a physiological theory of growth and oxygen requirement. If it's well-understood how fish require oxygen to grow, then we can understand how to deal with the impact of global warming.
Daniel Pauly
#67. People don't know the past, even though we live in literate societies, because they don't trust the sources of the past.
Daniel Pauly
#68. I was one of the first veejays to take the camera out on location, and that's what was unique about MTV at that time.
Pauly Shore
#69. I haven't gone sky diving yet and I want to do that, real bad. I love adrenaline and going fast.
Pauly D
#70. People in bigger towns are very aware of their surroundings. The people in the smaller markets, they will show up with flip-flops and shorts and just kind of already have a buzz on.
Pauly Shore
#71. When you deal with a comedian who has a specific act, you can't hold 'em back. You got to work with 'em, dude. What you think, I'm just gonna do what's on the page, say 'yes sir, no sir'? I'm creatively beyond that.
Pauly Shore
#72. In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
Pauly D
#73. It's in my blood to tour. It's in my blood to get on the road. It's in my blood to go onstage.
Pauly Shore
#74. I really admire David Guetta; he's an unbelievable DJ and I love his style, his music and everything like that. So I look up to him.
Pauly D
#75. You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.
Pauly Shore
#76. My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
Pauly D
#77. People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.
Pauly Shore
#78. 'Entourage' is a staple L.A.-based show, and people say it's pretty real, and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.
Pauly Shore
#79. We all have a past; it's just that my past is out there for all to see.
Pauly Shore
#80. I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
Pauly Shore
#81. Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn't get paid. Whether it's an art or whether is something that you're passionate about.
Pauly Shore
#82. If you think of having a family as being loved as a child, cared for - I did not experience that.
Daniel Pauly
#83. I liked Evel Knievel, and that game Mouse Trap. That was pretty cool.
Pauly Shore
#84. Everywhere I go, people know who I am.
Pauly Shore
#85. When you put yourself out into the world and say, 'Hey, look at me,' you're going to get criticized.
Pauly Shore
#86. There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.
Pauly Shore
#87. I will do 'Dancing with the Stars' when my career dips.
Pauly D
#88. My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.
Pauly Shore
#89. I want to have my face look like Brad Pitt. Then I'll be with Jennifer Aniston and then Angelina Jolie. Then the real Brad Pitt will come in, and we'll have a Brad Pitt face-off.
Pauly Shore
#90. I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
Pauly D
#91. This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set
Pauly D
#92. My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
Pauly Shore
#93. I never got into The Jetsons too much.
Pauly Shore
#94. While the climate crisis gathers front-page attention on a regular basis, people - even those who profess great environmental consciousness - continue to eat fish as if it were a sustainable practice.
Daniel Pauly
#96. Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
Pauly Shore
#97. My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
Pauly D
#98. I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.
Pauly D
#99. Small towns seem to appreciate things a little bit more. They're less jaded and they're more kind of authentic and more themselves and they don't care as much.
Pauly Shore
#100. Miami's like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we're gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
Pauly D
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