Paul Erdman Quotes

#1. Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.

Daniel Keyes

#2. I do not believe in any wise man until I have heard him say << I doubt it>> three times and << I don't know >> two times.

Alphonse Karr

#3. Ill deeds is doubled with an evil word.

William Shakespeare

#4. [U]nstained thoughts do seldom dream on evil.

William Shakespeare

#5. It was never a plan to be an actor.

Mads Mikkelsen

#6. My muses were all the incredible, iconic women of glamour in Hollywood that I have worked with over 15 years. Anjelica Huston, Michelle Pfeiffer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Viola Davis, Rihanna, Demi Moore ...

Zac Posen

#7. If the Deseret News is careful not to offend [Nazi] Germany, and I gather that it is falling backwards on the attempt, it is my guess that first of all the Church is afraid of complete banishment.

Fawn M. Brodie

#8. With nothing more than thin spandex covering my chest, even the blind would notice that my nipples were so hard, they could cut glass

Jeaniene Frost

#9. For the public, it seemed, preferred to believe that which disturbed it least and to ignore troublesome information. Which is a failing common to all nations.

M.M. Kaye

#10. I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Geraldo Rivera