Patently Absurd Quotes

#1. There is no difference between Time and any of the three dimensions of Space except that our consciousness moves along it.

H.G.Wells

#2. In America, there's no idea so patently absurd that it can't catch on.

Bill Maher

#3. Behind the honeyed but patently absurd pleas for equality is a ruthless drive for placing themselves (the elites) at the top of a new hierarchy of power.

Murray Rothbard

#4. Too many Muslims are involved in marriages that devolve into an empty observation of duties and an equally vacuous demand for the fulfillment of rights.

Zaid Shakir

#5. Passion without perseverance
is fire without fuel.

Khang Kijarro Nguyen

#6. A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.

Ted Alexandro

#7. Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.
But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

Terry Pratchett

#8. The jewel has facets," said the Chinese, "and it is possible that many religions are moderately true.

James Hilton