Patanjali Product Quotes

#1. Bored people, unless they sleep a lot, are cruel.

Renata Adler

#2. If it were not so frightening it would be amusing to observe the pride and complacency with which we, like children, take apart the watch, pull out the spring and make a toy of it, and are then surprised when the watch stops working.

Leo Tolstoy

#3. On my show I share all these yummy, fattening recipes, but I tell people, in moderation, in moderation. You can have that little piece of pie.

Paula Deen

#4. There's an assumption that if someone writes in the first person it's self-indulgent and self-regarding. I just look at it as a tool to understand the world and my experience in it. It's not a tool to understand myself.

Michael Pollan

#5. Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!

Various

#6. I was trained as a neurologist, and then I went into the theater, and if you're brought up to think of yourself as a biological scientist of some sort, pretty well everything else seems frivolous by comparison.

Jonathan Miller

#7. Murder takes presedence over watching my boyfriend strip -ID, Anita to Nathaniel

Laurell K. Hamilton

#8. Learning (Shakespeare's plays) ... in school was a bit of a bore.

Al Pacino

#9. I am not facing the problem of emigration. I want my music to be acknowledged here first of all, in this country: after that, we shall see - perhaps the question will than become urgent.

Alfred Schnittke