Pat Condell Quotes

#1. Freedom of thought, freedom of speech, freedom of identity. This is my Holy Trinity, each one an intrinsic aspect of my god: Freedom, the Holiest of Holies. Yes it bloody well is. It is absolutely sacred and inviolable, beyond any negotiation or compromise, now and forever. Amen.

Pat Condell

#2. Q: Prove God doesn't exist. A: That's a tough one. Show me how it's done by proving Zeus and Apollo don't exist, and I'll use your method.

Pat Condell

#3. According to current birthrate projections, France will be a majority Muslim country anyway in about 50 years ... I get a lot of e-mails from Americans who think that Europeans are spineless. And I think they're right.

Pat Condell

#4. People keep framing this as a religious freedom issue, but there's a difference between practicing your religion - which everyone has the right to do - and rubbing your religion in people's faces as a triumphalist political statement, which is what's happening here.

Pat Condell

#5. If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mekka or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.

Pat Condell

#6. But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.

Pat Condell

#7. What is the difference between a Doctor of Medicine and a Doctor of Theology? One prescribes drugs, while the other might as well be on drugs.

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#8. On the other hand, and let's face it, there's always another hand, unless you're a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I've heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.

Pat Condell

#9. Nobody would be killed on the roads if the speed limit were 10 miles an hour.

Tom Stoppard

#10. Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.

Pat Condell

#11. Though her life hadn't turned out anything like she'd planned, she knew that in the darkest times God was always working. Always.

Karen Kingsbury

#12. Freedom requires religion like a slug requires salt

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#13. Well it's a gloomy, rainy old day to be here in London, but it could be worse; I could be in Saudi Arabia where men are men, and women are cattle. Can I say that?

Pat Condell

#14. The best thing about religion is that it's so transparently absurd it can't possibly last forever. I'm convinced it will only take a small shift in human consciousness for it to be laughed off the planet, and I hope I'm still around when that happens.

Pat Condell

#15. Musical theatre goes through cycles. I came in when it was at the absolute height of musical theatre as I remember it. It was the age of the long-runners.

Ruthie Henshall

#16. Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula does sunlight.

Pat Condell

#17. This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up in a bed sheet, talking Aramaic, maybe parting the waters in the bathtub occasionally, just to keep in practice?

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#18. Books are what you love. They are what you know. It's obviously your passion. I didn't want you to lose that. You've lost enough

J.L. Mac

#19. Nobody should be compelled to respect an ideology that doesn't respect them.

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#20. Lenders to trade their long-term income streams for short-term cash. Say

Matt Taibbi

#21. It does seem quite ironic to me that the very people who clearly have made no attempt to think for themselves are always the most vocal in demanding respect for their "ideas".

Pat Condell

#22. Sharia ... is, of course, invalid because it's God's Law, and God doesn't exist.

Pat Condell